My name is Don, and I like to think that I'm a pretty darn cool individual. But there was a time when I was far from cool. In fifth grade, our teacher required us to bring an object that represented us. Being the creative genius that I am, I decided Movie Reviews to bring in a can of soup because "soup is warming and comforting just like me." I was shocked when someone spilled soup all over my desk the day after I brought it in. The entire class laughed at me for weeks...but hey, at least I learned the importance of bringing in an object that's functional AND representative of myself! Moral of this story: Always choose a scarf and hat over soup cans. Trust me.